If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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