My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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