Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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