Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I party with great urgency now.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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