Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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