he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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