Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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