I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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