Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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