you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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