He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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