Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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