I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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