All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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