I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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