"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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