I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
