How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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