All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
