i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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