how can u be prego again
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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