I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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