if i can run in heels then i can drive
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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