I'm really into asian looking animals
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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