I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
this hospital has no fireball
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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