I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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