Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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