Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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