Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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