doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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