How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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