He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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