Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
