i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I pour the whiskey from now on
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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