Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
she smelled like a LAN party
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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