You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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