cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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