I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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