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We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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