is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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