That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Randomize
