found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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