chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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