$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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