HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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