I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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