So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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