So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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