I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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