You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
