Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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