Small penises have feelings too.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Randomize
