Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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